Famous American Comedian Jon Stewart Quotes

Jon Stewart Quotes

Find the best quotes collection by Jon Stewart American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor.

Jon Stewart Quotes

  • The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.
  • You’ve confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.
  • The election moment is merely the American public saying, “We’d rather you be President than that guy.” That’s it.
  • Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.
  • In whose delusional mind is democracy made ‘better’ by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?
  • I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance
  • I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege
  • Don’t censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.
  • It’s harder to eat meat when you know the animal’s name…I have found.
  • Religion. It’s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
  • When you are actually powerful, you don’t need to be petty.
  • That’s the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.
  • I’m not trying to be modest of self-deprecating or in any way trying to do that.
  • Oh press – must you spread hate? Can’t you just stick to being wrong?
  • Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
  • I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
  • War that hasn’t affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.
  • The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
  • If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don’t have a regime.
  • People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have.
  • This is what happens when you don’t let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.
  • A guy who says what peop