Famous Radio Personality Howard Stern Quotes

Howard Stern quotes and sayings

Find the best quotes collection by Howard Stern whoi is a famously known  American radio and television personality, producer, author.

  • I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
  • I am completely pissed off that I’m circumcised.
  • Talent is what drives this world … Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f—ing stick in the air.
  • I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
  • I’m going to take over the world. Everyone watch out, you’re in big trouble.
  • I didn’t listen to executives.
  • You’ve got to be a little vicious. You’ve got to be narcissistic. You’ve got to be on fire about your career.
  • I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
  • I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.
  • I’m in a war, a cultural war.
  • I’ve always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.
  • I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
  • I don’t talk about my salary.
  • Don’t let the government win.
  • Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
  • Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.
  • I really didn’t know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
  • This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
  • I’m about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
  • When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
  • I’ve never come into anything successful before. I’ve always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.
  • I believe we will start believing in God as we get closer to death.
  • I don’t like being 50 and I don’t like thinking about death.
  • I think I’m probably a little too desperate to be successful.
  • don’t think there’s one thing I’ve ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
  • I’m down with just the Backstreet Boys.
  • Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.
  • I will always be mad at someone. That will never go away.
  • There are a lot of so-called “good Americans” who are really a bunch of bums.
  • I’m on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.

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