Stand-up Comedian Dave Chappelle Quotes

Stand-up Comedian Dave Chappelle Quotes

Find the top collection of quotes of American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer Dave Chappelle.

Stand-up Comedian Dave Chappelle Quotes

  • The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
  • No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone… you answer it.
  • I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
  • The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
  • Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak ‘job interview.’
  • The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
  • You can’t get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can’t get unfamous.
  • The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
  • I don’t really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that’s not ballin’ to me.
  • You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
  • Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
  • I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
  • I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
  • There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
  • Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
  • I’m Dave Chappelle and I’m a chronic masturbator.
  • Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention?
  • Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
  • I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.

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