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  • All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.
  • I love you with all my boobs. I would have meant heart, but my boobs are bigger.
  • Can I help you? No, I just waiting in line for 30 minutes to say hello.
  • Just me! is the most selfish line. You’ll ever hear, but the sweetest thing that everyone loves to hear.
  • For the first dress I’m wearing something simple lang pero ako.
  • Tongue twister: read as fast as you can: obey relay decay bouquet ballet wallet sure ka waley?
  • 2 mysterious people live in my house. Somebody and Nobody, somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Funny Quotes Tagalog Text Messages

  • Some friends forget. Some move away. Some keep silent. Some just change. But I’m not one of them. I’m just here, medyo busy nga lang. You know naman, daming shooting. 🙂
  • You’re the perfect person that I know, so sweet, so nice, always on my mind. So cute pa and very special but there’s something wrong. Wrong send ako! Hahaha!
  • If your world is spinning round and round and your heart is beating fast, do you think you’re in love? Huwag mag-ilusyon! High blood ka!

Funny Tagalog Sayings

  • as i watched d ants crawl upon d wall, i noticed dat no matter how busy dey r dey stil stop and communicate
  • d most painful thing dat a guy cud do 2his girl is sit wid his friends and say “pare, look at her, paniwalang paniwala cyang lalake ako!” damn pare! d nya alam kaw mahal ko! bruha cya!!!
  • if you want to runaway and you wana get lost coz everything seems to be a mess… juz call me sa PLDT.
  • i had a dream bout you i smiled and recall the memories we had then i noticed a tear fell from my eyes you know why? coz in my dream
  • ur the reason why i cry at nyt ur the reason why i hug my pillow tyt ur the reason why i cant sleep ur the reason why i pray and say “lord,
  • sometimes you smile to hide the pain, sometimes you intend to laugh to cover the hurt whether you smile or laugh you can never hide wat you feel inside take imodium one doze one hour LBM ay tapos!

Short Funny Quotes Tagalog

  • Don’t stop when you are tired .Stop when you are done.
  • I am technically single but my heart is taken by someone i can not call my own.
  • A simple i love you means more than money.
  • I would rather lose an argument to  you than lose you to an argument.

Funny Tagalog Quotes about Life

  • Girlfriend For Boyfriend About Life For Friends
  • Happiness is an inside job. Don’t assign anyone else that much power over your life.
  • Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich.
  • Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.